Cut a Rug

Cut a rug
Cut a rug
No longer means to dance
Cut a rug
Cut a rug
Since some people took a chance

They packed up their rugs
Oddly woven as they were
Tucked them into suitcases
They’d pass customs, they were sure

Cut a rug
Cut a rug
These people got some surprises
Cut a rug
Cut a rug
Customs cut theirs, right before their eyes

The rugs were way too heavy
Customs took a good long look
Found heroin woven into them
With a Persian weaving hook

Cut a rug
Cut a rug
Bad guys off to the hoosegow
Cut a Rug
Cut a rug
Customs should all take a bow.
2/4/00

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