Fat Wins

Here’s to the folks
Who can keep their weight
Who can eat and gain
And still can’t wait

To eat again
On another day
And why you may ask
A good question I say

In the newspaper this week
I think I learned why
A man ate and ate
There was a story about this guy

And you can bet
That he’ll do it again
‘Cause it was such good luck
It made him grin

You see when the bullet
Or maybe more
Hit his bigness
He got not sore

Because the fat
Protected his life
The bullet just grazed him
Caused no strife

He was able to smile
And laugh and grin
He said out loud
“I think fat wins”

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