If you get the flu

If you get the flu
Here is a hint
Do not drive into your garage
If you’ve a coughin’ fit

For what will happen
Take it from me
Your car will suffer
Yessiree

For just as you
Are halfway there
You’ll sneeze and cough
And to this I will swear

The car will shift
The teeniest bit
And the passenger side
Oh, yes, it will hit

Woe is me
Woe might be you
So be cautious driving
If you have the flu.
10/21/99

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