Why does a black bear cross the road?

Why does a black bear cross the road?
To get to the other side
But down in North Carolina there is a war
Between motorists & bears, I must confide

Who gets the right of way
Is a bear decides to cross
The bears are quite persuasive
So motorist, you lose the toss

But some one there in all their wisdom
Ahs found a solution to please all
They’ve built tunnels for the bears
Next, will they build them their own shopping malls?
1/15/99

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