Oh How I Longed To An “Amazon have been”

I eat out a lot
Most every night
Then one time last week
I got such a fright

Two amazon women
Appeared in view
Not one I tell you
There were actually two

Amazon women
With Amazon hair
It was frankly difficult
Not to stare

Big Amazon women
One dark, one light
Dining right there
On that eerie night

I ate up fast
Finished quick
Those Amazon women
Looked just to slick

I felt cheated
I was too short
I felt belittled
I must report

My stature is small
My hair is quite thin
Oh how I longed
To an “Amazon have been”
11/15/99

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