My house has made myself insane
Myself said, “Please, don’t let it rain.”
But rain it did — the house did leak
The boards and things sure did squeak.
The rain seeped down before it was fixed
The ceiling fell down — had I been jinxed?
I cleaned up the mess, then I left the room
Wy ask for trouble? I threw away the broom.
And guess what
It rained today
Oh rats, oh darn
What can I say?