When Utah Teams Used to Play

When Utah teams
Used to play
The Colorado girls
Were left in their shadow.

‘Cause those Mormon cheerleaders
So bubbly and perky
Put our Colorado girls to shame
Made them look a wee bit jerky.

You see, the Mormon girls
Smoked not, nor did they imbibe
But they sure as hell cheered
And cheered loudly for their side.

Later on we heard
They had a vice or two
They could’ve tutored Paula
And yes, tutored Monica too.

Where did they learn
Their sinful ways
Was it from the I.O.C
Well — really, who could say?

February 1999

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