Oh Say, Did You Hear?

Oh say, did you hear
Reverend Falwell drank a beer
Then he had a couple more
Till he was prone on the floor
But lo and behold!
A vision did appear
Why, a TELETUBBY
Gave him a cheer>
Reverend Falwell
Become dismayed
What sort of games
Would this lad play?
Next he did the most strange deed
Whipped out his missal
Began to read
“Teletubbies
Have no place here
Instill in your children
The utmost fear.
For that purple one
You know is gay
And the green one?
Really, who can say?
Finally, yellow LA LA
Oh save me, PLEASE”
The good ole Rev
Fell to his knees.
Now we all know
Tis a well-known fact
Teletubbies are just what they seem
In a little child’s eye
They put a gleam.
Can you the say the same
With your ranting and raving
What is it you lack?
What are you craving?

March 1999

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