Our woods are full of strangers
But there is no need to fear
We have deer and we have emus
And now, amorous alpacas, so I hear.
The alpacas were found out
Their smooching made the news
The deer are out of sight
But we already spotted those emus.
If the alpacas and emus
Met for a spot of tea
The agonizing question on my mind is
WOULD THEY INVITE ME?