“BUY NOW — PAY LATER”

One of the best cons I’ve ever heard
Is legit all the way
“Send no money now”
That’s what they all say

Sure, you get these
Every day of the week
Those wonderful offers
I can barely speak.

OH! So lofty
These books they send
Till your house is all filled
And mega dollars you spend.

Spare me the culture
Save me the time
“BUY NOW — PAY LATER”
Just another darn crime.

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