There is a chicken who lives on Fairview
I see her most every day
I worry so about this hen
But what am I to say?
“Please stay away from McDonald’s
Don’t go anywhere near
Don’t you realize the dangers?
Are you really crazy, my dear?”
And I also see her at Burger King
Pecking around everywhere
She has absolutely no fear
She’s one brave chicken, I swear
Well, how can I talk to a chicken
How can I be understood
I guess if she just doesn’t go to Wendy’s
Then maybe she’ll still turn out good.
So if you see a chicken on Fairview
Please go around her with care
She’s only just doing her duty
Giver her some room to spare.