How Does One Deal With Shoulder Pads?

How does one deal
With shoulder pads?
They are quite independent
They make me so mad
I wriggle about
And shove them in place
Only to find myself
Firecracker red in the face
When I greet a friend
Who gives me a squeeze
I’ve found my shoulder pads
Clear down to my knees
And there have been times
They fall to my chest
And on other days
On my back they rest
How can one cope
With fashionable shoulder pads?
I’ve learned to throw them out
Toss them away I am glad