I Smoke Too Much

I smoke too much
I eat to little
I’m getting flat
Around my middle

I read the menu
I think and ponder
Should I eat the steak
Or attack the flounder?

If I eat too much
Would I get fat
Would I carry on
Like an alley cat?

These are weighty issues
Plague me each day
Oh, what the heck
I’ll just eat the whey.

March 1999