Christmas is funny

Christmas is funny
Often it is fun
Other times it is sad
Like if you’re a son of gun

And the holidays can change
From one year to the next
And the meanings are different
For each and every sex

But one thing I know
And I’m happy to share
Christmas is a time
When most everyone cares
Even that ole b….

So give her a smile
Give the old man a grin
And celebrate the holidays
With a stout cup of gin