If I get connected

If I get connected
To the internet
What in the world would I get?

More screens to see
And words to read
More information
Than I will ever need

Already my mind
Is so jammed with stuff
At least, twice I day
I shout enough

So maybe the internet
Just isn’t for me
But I keep getting offers
To try it for free

It’s sort of like
A bargain sale
If I’ve no use for the product
Then the pitch will fail