Never Been A Talent Scout

Never been a talent scout
Often know not what I see
Yet, like art (ya know what I mean)
I know what pleases me.

When one has a friend
One may become blind
But I’ll go out on a limb
And be brutal and kind

Wendy, don’t sing whinin’ songs
Make me “bawl” in my beer
Get down and dirty-
Cuss out loud and clear

When a girl’s been done wrong
Put up with no shit
Smile as if you never frown
Then relish your last hit.
Don’t sing romance
Or pathetic little pathos

Listen to K.D. and Tammy
Loretta, Dolly & Judd
Put your foot on his face
Stick his head down in the mud

You are perfect for country
Got the looks, the style, the voice
Careful girl, careful.
Make your songs the right choice.


I Like Country

I like country
Go knows I do
And Wendy R E A L L Y
Sings country
Have I been near stardom?

How the hell can I know?
I just know that Wendy
Is gonna go go go!