This is a story true

This is a story true
This one here, I’m telling you
A man insured his exotic cigars
Insured them, friend. Against the peril of fire!

A father had smoked
The very last stoogie
He turned in his claim
For the insurance
B A L O N E Y!

No tis true, kids
And he got paid
But lived to rue
The trick he’s played

For after he won
His insurance suit
The company sued him
For arson
The big GALOOT!
5/26/98