Yawn
Linda was tripped
Clinton skipped
Hillary thought
“Oh, what a drip”
Then set out
Upon her own ship
Lewinsky moved
Ken’s star has dimmed
Perhaps this is the last
We’ll hear of them
8/01/99
Monthly Archives: July 2008
Impeachment on hold
Impeachment on hold.
Dastardly deeds on the shelf
When broncos met falcons I enjoyed myself
Of course you all know A coloradoan am I
And I yelled and I cheered As tht football sailed by
I forgot the score It was simply outrageous
Super bowl Sunday and broncos
Have become contagious
2/1/99
Kenneth Starr Stopped By A Bar
Kenneth Star
Stopped by a bar
He’d done his thing
Would it go far?
“ I’d like a fuzzy navel:
Ken said to the barman
“I need something to tickle my fancy,
Do you think that this can?”
The Montana logging and ballet company
The Montana logging and ballet company
Tells how to keep the country on the move
As long as congress continues bickering
America will be in the groove
If congress keeps investigating
Hillary, Janet, Bill
Why then we are all protected
From silly new laws from the “Hill”
10/4/99
Campaign posters arrive In autumn
Campaign posters arrive In autumn
As sure as leaves upon the lawn
I cross my fingers when I view them
That in winter, they’ll be gone
The leaves will blow away
Or get crushed to tiny bits
But if campaigners remove no signs
I’m likely to throw a fit
For nothing is so dreary
Than dog-eared campaign boasts
For those who do remove them
We’ll raise our glasses in toast
9/24/99
I’m not a parade goer
I’m not a parade goer
No a crowd participant at all
Than to travel to a mall
But I’ve heard some real good things
About the flag day parade this year
Make me wish I had gone to this one
So that I could hear each and every cheer
The town and county must be applauded
They worked and worked it seems
To put together a big parade
To fill the peoples dreams
Passing us by
Passing us by
Ah yes the fourth of July
Sparklers and rockets
Blasting sky high
While out in the meadow
Sit you and I
Watching the light show
Passing by
End
I love it
I love it
I love it
I love it
I washed it right away
And I used it
I washed it right away
And I used it
I got spiffed and fine
Got ready to go dine
Will not let out even one whine
‘cause the gifts are all mine!
I love it
I love it
I love it
Ah yes, the fourth of July
Ah yes, the fourth of July
Sparklers and rockets
Blasting sky high
While out in the meadow
Sit you and I
Watching the light show
Passing us by
6/16/99